Well, it’s finally happening, people. DJ Phatrick is going Hollywood–literally. So you mean this cold ass summer wasn’t enough to convince you to stay in the Bay, huh? Yeah, we see how it is. You know what, fine. Go ahead to LA and enjoy your season-appropriate weather, sellout.

Oh, we’ll miss you Phatty, and it’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. But luckily, it won’t be difficult to say hello to Thursday and Friday nights, where good ol’ Phatty will turn the beat around a couple more times before heading down south. And ooooh look, Adriel’s roommate mai-lei partners up with Phatty at Devil’s Pie!

Man…don’t you wish both of these events were free? Oh shit! They are!

You’ve gotta RSVP for Libre, but it’s hella easy. See?